skidders.txt X
Since forever there've been people who fake it. These people, the Skidders, go around pretending they wrote code they stole off GitHub five minutes ago. They ctrl+C ctrl+V their way through life and then have the nerve to act confused when someone asks them to explain a single function.
The programming world runs on trust, shared work and credit. Skidders spit on all three. They don't credit anyone, they don't understand what they paste, and they get mad when real programmers call them out. You are not fooling anyone.
steek_machine.cpp X
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <vector>
#include <thread>
#include <chrono>
#include <random>
namespace steek {
const std::string banner = R"(
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
| __|_ _| __| __| | |
|__ | | | | __| __| -|
|_____| |_| |_____|_____|__|__|
)";
void sleep_ms(int ms){std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(ms));}
void type_out(const std::string& s,int d=38){
for(char c:s){std::cout<<c<<std::flush;sleep_ms(d);}
}
struct W{
std::vector<std::string> a={"sekte","steeky","glurpy","brobbish","flonk","wumble","gronk"};
std::vector<std::string> n={"cabbo","gert","machine","teapot","duncan","node"};
std::vector<std::string> v={"initialising","sektifying","gert-loading","steekifying","deploying"};
};
class SekteMachine{
W wb; std::mt19937 rng{std::random_device{}()};
std::string pick(const std::vector<std::string>& v){
return v[std::uniform_int_distribution<size_t>(0,v.size()-1)(rng)];
}
void loading(){
for(int i=0;i<12;++i){
std::string lbl=pick(wb.v)+" "+pick(wb.a)+" "+pick(wb.n)+"...";
std::cout<<"[";
int f=(i+1)*2;
for(int j=0;j<24;++j)std::cout<<(j<f?'#':'.');
std::cout<<"] "<<lbl<<"\r"<<std::flush;
sleep_ms(160);
}
std::cout<<"\n";
}
void words(){
type_out("\n> WORD GENERATOR\n");
for(int i=0;i<8;++i){
type_out(" :: "+pick(wb.a)+"-"+pick(wb.n)+" "+pick(wb.v)+"\n",20);
sleep_ms(80);
}
}
void gert(){
type_out("\n> GERT THE FISH \n");
std::vector<std::string> fr={
" ><((('> "," ><((('> ",
" ><((('> ","><((('> "
};
for(int l=0;l<3;++l)
for(auto& f:fr){std::cout<<"\r ["<<f<<"] GERT ALIVE"<<std::flush;sleep_ms(120);}
std::cout<<"\r [ ><(((x> ] GERT DIED\n";
sleep_ms(500); type_out(" (jk)\n");
}
void scan(){
type_out("\n> SKIDDER DETECTOR\n");
std::vector<std::string> ch={
"checking github history...","scanning ctrl+c metadata...",
"comparing style variance...","detecting stackoverflow patterns..."
};
for(auto& c:ch){
type_out(" [?] "+c,18); sleep_ms(600);
std::cout<<(std::uniform_int_distribution<>(0,2)(rng)==0?" SEKTE DETECTED\n":" clean\n");
sleep_ms(100);
}
}
public:
void run(){
std::cout<<banner<<"\n"; sleep_ms(600);
type_out("booting steek machine...\n"); sleep_ms(400);
loading(); sleep_ms(200);
type_out("\nsekte.\n\n"); sleep_ms(800);
words(); sleep_ms(400);
gert(); sleep_ms(400);
scan(); sleep_ms(600);
type_out("\n[STEEK MACHINE COMPLETE]\n");
type_out("visit steek.org\n\n");
}
};
}
int main(){steek::SekteMachine m;m.run();return 0;}
eternity.txt X
We are all going to die. Eternity isn't immortality — immortality breaks you, but eternity? You can't hold the concept without your brain sliding sideways. The abyss knows your face better than you do.
Do you want all the eyes on you? X
Every page you load, something is watching. Trackers, cookies, pixel beacons. They know more about you than your family. That data gets packaged, sold, resold.
Then there are doxxers. Use a VPN, hide your IP, use Tor or Brave. Practice OPSEC. Be boring on purpose. STAY SAFE!
Here's Gert the fish, please give him lots of love -STEEK :)
CLICKS: 0 | GERT: ALIVE
Click Gert before he dies!
steek_machine.cpp — g++ -o steek steek_machine.cpp && ./steek — find out yourself
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <vector>
#include <thread>
#include <chrono>
#include <random>
namespace steek {
const std::string banner = R"(
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____
| __|_ _| __| __| | |
|__ | | | | __| __| -|
|_____| |_| |_____|_____|__|__|
)";
void sleep_ms(int ms){std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(ms));}
void type_out(const std::string& s,int d=38){for(char c:s){std::cout<<c<<std::flush;sleep_ms(d);}}
struct W{
std::vector<std::string> a={"sekte","steeky","glurpy","brobbish","flonk","wumble","gronk"};
std::vector<std::string> n={"skidder","gert","machine","teapot","duncan","node"};
std::vector<std::string> v={"initialising","sektifying","gert-loading","steekifying","deploying"};
};
class SekteMachine{
W wb; std::mt19937 rng{std::random_device{}()};
std::string pick(const std::vector<std::string>& v){
return v[std::uniform_int_distribution<size_t>(0,v.size()-1)(rng)];
}
void loading(){
for(int i=0;i<12;++i){
std::string lbl=pick(wb.v)+" "+pick(wb.a)+" "+pick(wb.n)+"...";
std::cout<<"[";
for(int j=0;j<24;++j)std::cout<<(j<(i+1)*2?'#':'.');
std::cout<<"] "<<lbl<<"\r"<<std::flush; sleep_ms(160);
}
std::cout<<"\n";
}
void words(){
type_out("\n> SEKTE WORD GENERATOR\n");
for(int i=0;i<8;++i){type_out(" :: "+pick(wb.a)+"-"+pick(wb.n)+" "+pick(wb.v)+"\n",20);sleep_ms(80);}
}
void gert(){
type_out("\n> GERT FISH SIMULATOR v0.1\n");
std::vector<std::string> fr={" ><((('> "," ><((('> ","><((('> "};
for(int l=0;l<3;++l)
for(auto& f:fr){std::cout<<"\r ["<<f<<"] ALIVE"<<std::flush;sleep_ms(120);}
std::cout<<"\r [ ><(((x> ] DEAD\n"; sleep_ms(500);
type_out(" (jk)\n");
}
void scan(){
type_out("\n> SKIDDER DETECTOR\n");
for(auto& c:std::vector<std::string>{"checking github...","scanning ctrl+c...","style variance...","stackoverflow patterns..."}){
type_out(" [?] "+c,18); sleep_ms(600);
std::cout<<(std::uniform_int_distribution<>(0,2)(rng)==0?" SEKTE DETECTED\n":" clean\n");
}
}
public:
void run(){
std::cout<<banner<<"\n"; sleep_ms(600);
type_out("booting steek machine...\n"); sleep_ms(400);
loading(); type_out("\nsekte.\n\n"); sleep_ms(800);
words(); gert(); scan();
type_out("\n[STEEK MACHINE COMPLETE]\nvisit steek.org\n\n");
}
};
}
int main(){steek::SekteMachine m;m.run();return 0;}
